oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

 


 

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The scenes with the shark are usually very intense and disturbing.

 

I use Arch BTW

 

Fun fact: Neo-Nazi dipshit cartoonist Stonetoss is in fact Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas


Scene: JON PROTAGONIST enters the ROYAL HALL. He is WEATHERED and SCARRED but in a PHOTOGENIC way. He strides up to the throne, past rows of GUARDS and kneels before the KING

JP: Your majesty.

The KING is FAT and ENGLISH so you know he's EVIL. He raises his SCEPTER.

K: Jon Protagonist! You're alive.

The KING waves his SCEPTER. Jon stands

K: What of Protagonist Keep?

JP: Overrun, your majesty. The Other Guys struck like cowards without warning, at night.

The KING laughs, FATLY

K: Like cowards? This is war, Jon Protagonist! Let this be a lesson!

The KING's smile fades

K: Honor sucks ass, Jon Protagonist. Honor... sucks ass.

JON's eyes narrow. His hair FLOWS HEROICALLY, inside, somehow.

JP: Your majesty, honor...

SLAM-CUT to a medium shot of the castle

JP (voiceover): ...is good as hell.


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