Gay Eminem on 9/11

@DecayWTF

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

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The scenes with the shark are usually very intense and disturbing.

I use Arch BTW

Fun fact: Neo-Nazi dipshit cartoonist Stonetoss is in fact Hans Kristian Graebener of Spring, Texas

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF8/30/2023, 7:28 AM

colin @vogon

colin @vogon8/30/2023, 6:55 AM

dumb late-night project idea that seems regrettably hard to actually realize because these chips aren’t available on the open market: a Zigbee-based Home Assistant sensor board that integrates the infamous Maxwell HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector, a radiation-hard, high-speed IC that provides a single-bit output telling you whether a nuke just went off or not

#electronics #hobby electronics

colin @vogon8/30/2023, 7:22 AM

what would you automate with it? who knows
would your home automation setup survive long enough for that bit to make it from the HSN-3000 through the microcontroller on the sensor board, over the airwaves, into your zigbee hub, through home assistant, into prometheus and onto your grafana dashboard? well, are we talking electrically or physically here? electrically? no. physically? … probably also no.

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF8/30/2023, 7:28 AM

20ns switching time on the sensor and then wait measured in tens of seconds as twenty thousand lines of python call fifty different services before turning something off

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Pile Of Garbage @garbo8/30/2023, 7:01 AM

if a nuke goes off dim the lights

colin @vogon8/30/2023, 7:02 AM

alexa, play “we’ll meet again”

Christian Simmers @Xuelder8/30/2023, 12:47 PM

See, I had a similar thought but instead playing "Dream Sweat in Sea Major." Play something that has series finale vibes you know?

@matthewseiji8/30/2023, 7:16 AM

this should've been a component in a Shenzhen I/O puzzle

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V(ee?)@atonal4408/30/2023, 9:29 AM

Luckily the Nuclear Event Flag (NEF) bit gets set, so you can always check that to be sure that it really happened.

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Nire Bryce @NireBryce8/30/2023, 8:22 AM

military Home Assistant that's written in the least readable extremely performant java6 and it just pops up a javax.swing alert window that says "radiation detected [okay]"

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