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Programming in C is like if someone had to use sandpaper for toilet paper due to having a bad diarrhea emergency one day in the late 60s and then aggressively convinced everyone that wiping your ass with sandpaper was a sign of great skill and competency
Rust is the backing paper with the grit removed, but every time you want to use it you have to file paperwork with the city
C++ is the used C sandpaper. Some spots have been worn down enough to be usable, some spots still have Bits stuck to em
Ada is just the cheapest 1-ply institutional toilet paper on those giant rolls you've ever seen. It has a DoD supply number printed on the roll
Lisp is a roll of microfiber cloth. It's very comfortable. Fluids bounce off it.
Forth is putting the roll of saran wrap on the toilet roll holder backwards.
Forth is using Kleenex because you're out of saran wrap.
