Going down to the marina today to yell at the boats I find personally insulting (most of them; human beings were not meant to forego their own natural buoyancy)
Humans were NEVER MEANT TO BE ON THE WATER
THOUSANDS OF YEARS of boats yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND
Wanted to go on water anyway? We had a tool for that, it's called RETURNING TO THE OCEAN AND EVOLVING INTO A WHALE


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