A sudden outbreak of goblins have been seen spreading from the crossing of 14th and 3rd when a deluge of balloons fell from one of the rooftops flanking the road. Upon closer examination it seems that the goblins are-- Oh? Breaking update at the site of the outbreak! The spreading wave of gobs seem to be... Yes... Yes! They've turned into goblin slimes! So, if you're heading downtown today, be prepared with an extra towel and your raincoats.
(Gobbofication and Slimefication! At least to start.)
