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Raiders of The Lost Ark is, for the first 95% of the runtime, an action-adventure with no supernatural events. There are a few fantasy elements like an ancient temple where all the traps still work, but there isn't magic.

Then at the end God appears with a bunch of angry ghosts and kills all the bad guys. Not, like, "a" god. Like the movie is extremely explicit that this is specifically the Hebrew God, the Abrahamic one, Hashem, the Big Guy. Nothing in the previous hour and 45 minutes mattered at all; God shows up and resolves the plot by doing a miracle.

And people loved it. I love it. This movie is a classic. (I mean, what a gift to Hebrew school sleepover nights.) Even the ending is a classic. People don't talk about feeling like the ending is "cheap" or "cheating." They talk about how those Nazis' faces melted off their freakin skulls.

I feel like there's some sort of lesson here about taking too much writing advice that's like "always make sure your payoff is justified by your setup," and not enough that's like "always make sure your payoff is just, like, totally freakin righteous dude"


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i mean for one, it was pretty awesome for being a representation of god's action that's a bunch of insane hell ghosts rather than a beam of light from the clouds or whatever. very old testament, as is appropriate

but also reading this post has made me wonder if my mental model of the ending was that god was stored inside the ark and he was mad that they opened his house

another great thing about Raiders is that the protagonist is a hopeless schmuck who at the end of the movie has achieved basically none of his goals or desires (save for not dying horribly) … but because his style while failing so completely is so inimitable, all people remember is Indiana Jones, that dude is awesome!

He definitely progressed as a character! Throughout the whole film he keeps insisting he doesn't believe in any of the biblical stories surrounding the Ark. And then at the very end, he whispers to Marion to keep her eyes shut, don't open them!

I feel like people don't talk enough about how maybe sometimes I do just want to see a deus ex machina cuz gods and machines are cool. I want to see the Abrahamic God fuck up Nazis. I do want to see a big statue of Neptune lowered onto the stage.