Boss: “You absolutely have to do this by the book or we’ll get wrecked on compliance inspections”
Also boss: “None of these procedures are actually written down anywhere, you just need to know how to do it. Don’t mess up 😊”

Technoskeptic furry. Shark gremlin on the internet, ~⅓ century old disgruntled navy vet irl. Currently Gundam obsessed. Bad at games.
Not plural to the best of my knowledge, but I tend to alternate between 2 main 'sonas (🦈 Despia and 🦦 Dori) depending on whatever mood I'm in
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Boss: “You absolutely have to do this by the book or we’ll get wrecked on compliance inspections”
Also boss: “None of these procedures are actually written down anywhere, you just need to know how to do it. Don’t mess up 😊”