Me: I think trans women should have free laser access.
Them: for hair removal?
Me, picturing myself in reflective goggles and a lab coat amidst a conflagration of my own making, lovingly cradling my instrument of vengeance: hair removal, yeah.

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Me: I think trans women should have free laser access.
Them: for hair removal?
Me, picturing myself in reflective goggles and a lab coat amidst a conflagration of my own making, lovingly cradling my instrument of vengeance: hair removal, yeah.
[looking at a blackened smear on the floor] well the hair is certainly gone
Make sure to practice proper laser safety and wear the appropriate goggles for the wavelength of the laser you're using :3
I'm married to a laser physicist, we definitely make sure to have laser access in all possible forms.
(Fun not shitpost fact: we do not own a dining table, because the laser cutter in our living room takes up too much space.)