"What? No, I didn't illegally mod the holster. These are just really lucky pants!" —Cayde-6
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?> beat shaxx
> ONLY ONE GUARDIAN HAS DEFEATED LORD SHAXX IN THE CRUCIBLE. RELATED: REY, I. DO YOU WISH TO SEE POST-MATCH RESULTS?
?> cheat crucible
> CRUCIBLE PARTICIPANTS ARE SUBJECT TO A STRICT CODE OF CONDUCT. CHEATERS WILL BE BANNED.
?> what about cheating like just a little
> SORRY, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND "what about cheating like just a little".
?> ok what counts as cheating
> TO ACT DISHONESTLY OR UNFAIRLY IN ORDER TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE.
?> is luck cheating
> "LUCK" AND "CHEATING" ARE NOT EQUIVALENT.
?> are my pants lucky
> PROBABLY NOT.
?> wrooooooong theyre super lucky