...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, ΘΔ.
if you're having a weird awful day like i sure as fuck am maybe take a moment to just think about how you'd look as a taur
but if you're already a taur and you think "thats not gonna wont work for me bucko" no probalo, just add another pair of legs (works as excuse for bigger butt, sshhhhh youre becoming More Taur its okay and needed for a wide track and better handling in corners and acceleration in straightaways)
I hope your day gets better, and for more reasons than just knowing you'd look great as a taur
I'm already a taur and I look sooooo goooood
(But thank you! I'm sure things will improve)
it always improves my day to imagine my big Ass trailing me by a body-length and
occasionally hearing a reminder in the form of an ominous clank coming from one of the display cabinets full of ceramic artifacts just dotted around the museum
chunkey dragon tail only compounds the problem; can be very absent-minded with that
these are perfect ways to improve one's day and honestly it's good that you don't start growing more leg segments/tail length every time you knock something over like some sort of destructive variant of snake game
what was that??? sorry i only caught part of that!!! did you say "start growing more leg segments/tail length every time you knock something over like some sort of destructive variant of snake game"??? okay!!!
We are widening the corridors
And adding more lanes
(for all of our newly large taur friends)
