TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS: Why would I join an enclave when I can just follow ozher yinglets on social media?
(HARDWORKING PARENTS cry in the background. OUR BELOVED MATRIARCH sheds a tear as well, from outside the window)
ZHE CARTOONIST: Clam-pdown.

...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, ฮฮ.
TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS: Why would I join an enclave when I can just follow ozher yinglets on social media?
(HARDWORKING PARENTS cry in the background. OUR BELOVED MATRIARCH sheds a tear as well, from outside the window)
ZHE CARTOONIST: Clam-pdown.
I'm.... yinglet-adjacent. yinglet at heart