Dex 🔞

Yup. Most of the times I've been squooshed underpaw it wasn't intentional or anything. Just a big heavy misstep. I mean, SOME macros who may not be intentionally trying to cause damage, also just don't watch where they're going which can cause the same mishaps. But most seem really nice ^u^ The thing is, even then, depending on their size it can be difficult to see us tiny folk and, well, bunny paste on the road shrug It's okay though, people gotta be more forgiving of big folks who inadvertently turn you into toe jam.

STORYTIME:
There was this really nice macro skunk woman who stepped on me a couple weeks back and she immediately noticed the creamy feeling of a soft body going SMUSH under the ball of her foot. She looked at the bottom of her foot to see yours truly as nothing more than a mostly unrecognizable gooey splotch on there. Girl FREAKED out! >u< I slurred out that it was okay and not to worry but she was practically hyperventilating! This little smudge of bunny butter had to calm her down and let her know that I didn't even have anywhere important to BE that day. She was still asking me what she could do to help in that situation and, well, I guess she didn't initially understand what I asked of her. She asked it like THREE more times to make sure. But eventually she shrugged and smeared me out on the road messily like I'd asked ^///^ She did a real thorough job too! ...wish I'd been able to get her number actually, but, what're ya gonna do without pockets or a solid ambulatory body remaining? Eh? ;)