Dex 🔞

I love how one of the examples doesn’t even use the thing they’re defining

my favorite part of elden ring was when the game said "it's fappin time" and the player had to fap all over those guys

You're not dying, you're being unborn

oh yeah its like unbirthing

this one’s actually a reasonable response

The phrase "I can't wait to unbirth myself into that virtual world" is now in my brain forever.

i am going to assume this is entirely real and unintentional and refuse to believe otherwise

I love how person B keeps hijacking person A’s lived experiences. Like no that was me actually

language model SEO-slop has honestly become a favorite genre of website of mine because like. if anyone anywhere along the line cared enough even a little to curate any of it it'd be the presumably-intended Absolute Nothing Clickhole it was meant to be, but since so little care goes into paying attention they often end up descending into the most beautiful kind of absolutely unfiltered shithole that reveals the kind of word associations only something with no actual thinking ability can draw, the kind of phrasing and contents that please only the statistics and no one else (except for Slop Hunters), the kind of raw Not Understanding Confidently that would usually be disguised by something more complex than 'how do use word in sentence'.

• Guy 1: Oh my God, man, you have to check out this funny photo that I just took.
• Guy 2: Holy crap, dude. Total bukkake with that one!