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Dex 🔞@Dex2/14/2024, 6:53 PM

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Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/14/2024, 4:45 PM

I want to live within a PLANNED ECONOMY
For no reason other than THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE GROCERY STORE LAYOUT ALLOWED

#none of this "two stop and shops with completely different organization schemes

eebeesee @eebee-cannoli2/14/2024, 4:55 PM

and it shouldn't change without advanced notice and a map showing you where everything will be!

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/14/2024, 5:47 PM

it will not change because the worst thing you can do for collective-productivity-comfort-and-health is cause a two-superblock-radius to have to re-learn where the hell the poptarts are

walking mirage @atomicthumbs2/14/2024, 6:39 PM

one of life's most frightening experiences is entering a costco in a distant town and discovering it's running a map you've never played on

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Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993) apologist @outrider2/14/2024, 5:07 PM

also: death penalty for anyone who proposes seasonal total rearrangements of the sections

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/14/2024, 5:53 PM

only ONE rearrangement allowed, on REAL labor day, and it is because the store is stocking celebratory petrol bombs

Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993) apologist @outrider2/21/2024, 5:34 PM

I don't mean seasonal aisles so much as the part where at least here in the UK supermarkets just shuffle their entire produce and fresh food sections around for summer and winter respectively and it's impossible to find anything for weeks whenever this happens

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/21/2024, 6:02 PM

yeah it happens here too and its bad. but sometimes you need to move the tomatoes to make room for the celebratory molitov cocktail section

ROTSHARP, mirror-ape ogre @rotsharp2/14/2024, 5:27 PM

there are two meijers i visit regularly. they are literal mirror images of each other. unnecessary!!!

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/14/2024, 5:55 PM

<very 'serious' tone> do you know which one of those was the original? Be careful inside the imposter, it is a place where the barrier between worlds is thinner. Stay away from the lobster tank.

@Horza2/14/2024, 8:48 PM

I hate how every Publix in my area has a different layout. You're all from the same chain, why are there so many different layouts ;_;

midgar zoloft @ivym2/14/2024, 10:10 PM

inexplicably read this post in the melody and cadence of short skirt and long jacket by cake BUT it was specifically the part where he trails off talking about a white chrysler lebaron because that's the only part of the song with scansion that even comes close to fitting this post

fingerless @fingerless2/16/2024, 10:15 AM

every photo i see of cuban supermarkets makes me feel unbridled bliss.

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Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/14/2024, 7:05 PM

count two going bulk nuts, one medic one heavy

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