"What'd really round off my daily aneurysm is some cartchy tuns and a sweet teat after some catgacating. That's if I can make it through pasadise before another stroke."
Jokes aside, the worst thing about this whole mess is what a shitshow it'd have been for the kids. There's nobody I've more contempt and loathing for than someone who fucks with kids or animals, and at the very least the bastards responsible for this have refunded all the tickets and aren't doing any more events 'in the likely future.' God, let this nonsensical bullshit be what people associate AI-generated scriptwriting and events with from now on.
wait they put the ads out without fixing the text
like not even "ENCHERINING" which would have required a tiny little bit of graphic design, but the rest
...either it's the same principle as 419 scams of trying to draw in the lowest common denominator, or they really didn't care, or both!
