Our friend Person linked this in a group chat: https://www.oglaf.com/streakybeef/
"Your next NPC encounter."
And we responded with, "O, to decorate a giant's meat."
BUT LIKE
Tiny tattoo artists inscribing murals and stories onto our titanic body, immortalized in ink upon our indestructible hide...
soon covered everywhere below the ankles in dozens of civilizations' stories, and there's SO MUCH MORE ROOM LEFT for stories to tell...!"