Dex

Big hearted fluffdragon...

...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, ΘΔ.



jkap
@jkap

the thing about the humane ai pin is that it sucks so bad it becomes a compelling object to me. like there's no universe in which it's good, but if the general review gist was "it works well enough but it's unclear who it's for" then that's boring. who cares. consumer technology that's for no one is a dead market.

but something that just unequivocally sucks? that's interesting.

i feel like there is probably something wrong with me.


Behemous
@Behemous

'Strap a small iPhone to your titty and let it project the answer to 'How much does a fart contribute to global warming' while it queries the answer with a water-chugging omnicomputer' what a product pitch


Dex
@Dex

not having a traditional screen means the battery life must be good, right?
(it makes the game gear look ridiculously long lasting by comparison)

the AI might hallucinate things, but at least it might work in some scenarios traditional voice assistants might not, right?
(for as bad as siri can be, i have never heard of the request "give me directions to the empire state building" resulting in "you can ask siri about directions to the empire state building")

but it must be good for replacing traditional smart phone stuff, right?
(no contact sync means i hope you like typing phone numbers in on a gesture based keyboard, which is a great idea as seen on the xbox kinect)

about the only thing it hasn't done so far is physically hurt people (aside from being uncomfortable under seatbelts), and give it a few weeks and i'm sure that might happen

and so the big question is whether bigger companies will use it as an excuse to distance themselves from the AI hype cycle... or if they go even more all-in


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in reply to @jkap's post:

Oh but the allure of the Shitty Thing That Sucks™️ is totally real and strong, though! Like, five or so years back, I daily drove a Microsoft (née Nokia) Lumia 640 for a whole month just because I wanted to see what the Windows Phone experience was like (verdict: some great ideas! Many more terrible ones! A surprisingly good camera! The worst app store in human history!). I think there’s a genuine joy to be had dissecting and analyzing the failures, the weird intricacies, and the bizarre shortcomings of some suckass piece of tech like this. Sometimes you get to see exactly how it failed, sometimes it’s just marveling at truly baffling decisions.

And, if nothing else, in the end you get to have the experience of looking at a weird object and thinking “Somebody really made this thing, huh?”

i love that little thing, despite myself. i managed to hate every part of that rabbit fucker (i am a pretty dedicated teenage engineering hater so it was relatively easy), but the humane pin? i just can't hate it, even though i should

big ouya vibes

in reply to @Dex's post:

reminded of the state of google where they've leaned so hard into having ai guess what you really meant to type that it's become bad at actually finding things

like I was trying to look up an old spectrum game I got on a covertape for Your Sinclair back when I was a kid called Manic Mansion (which was basically a Manic Miner clone but bigger)

google: "did you mean Maniac Mansion?"

so I looked up "zx spectrum manic mansion" and it was like "no I'm pretty sure you're looking for maniac mansion on the commodore amiga

so I was like "zx spectrum manic mansion NOT maniac" and guess fucking what you can't just tell it to not substitute words for ones that get more results any more thanks google

you can, but it's hidden. after doing a google search, you can go into the "Tools" option above the actual results, and that'll open up a section where there's a dropdown marked "All results", which if you look at the other option for that, it's "Verbatim", which will force it to not suggest anything else and actually use the words you sent it.

why is it hidden? because google is awful.