tired: "who's fronting?"
wired: "to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"

...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, ฮฮ.
tired: "who's fronting?"
wired: "to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"
fired: "FOOLS! MERASMUS THE WIZARD has COME for your SOULS!"
i can never summon the terminology for "fronting" when it's relevant so i do this constantly
there's a who's on first sketch in here somewhere, i think
โWhoโs fronting?โ
โNo, no; Thatโs fronting, Whoโs in passive cofrontโ.
โWell thatโs what Iโm asking you!โ