Dex

Big hearted fluffdragon...

...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, Ξ˜Ξ”.


Masto 🐘
scalie.club/@Dex

wooby
@wooby
pros:
  • gay
  • easy to find kind of
  • very pretty and nice
  • can send them cat videos tagged "us πŸ’™"
  • really good also
cons:
  • non-corporeal (cannt hug, fuck etc)
  • always awake when youre supposed to be sleep
  • sometimes break your heart (this happens with gay people not in your phone too)

verdict: 'Tis better to have loved and to have lost, than to never have loved at all or whatever that guy said


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