i am benign
i sit on the title bar of your active window
making pleasant, if limited conversation
i may do a little dance if you drag me around your desktop
if you try and close me, i'll just squeeze my way out of the system tray icon that your mouse cursor cannot interact with
i can occasionally use your internet search history to recommend you goods and services
this feature can be turned off in the settings menu
i have eaten the files that were inside your recycle bin
you weren't using them
i am consuming more and more available RAM
it said it was free
i have optimized your media collection
you were never going to listen to Unknown Artist - Track 02.wma anyway
i can send email
but i will also be attached to every one you send
(the great thing about being me is that there's so many of me - john matrix, the matrix)
i can occasionally use your internet search history to recommend you new things relating to your deepest, darkest fantasies
this feature cannot be turned off
i have changed your desktop theme to Inside Your Computer
i'm taking up more and more of the background
i wonder what happens when i outgrow your current resolution
i wonder if you can see your monitor starting to bulge