I think dragon thighs could save the world

...fictional ex-90s platformer mascot, nerd, plural, ΘΔ.
I think dragon thighs could save the world
...i hadn't actually thought about what would happen with bots not programmed to recognize the potential for image upload issues
Folks, we don't need image uploading. Image posting is superfluous. We can render images using the most powerful graphics system in the known universe: the human mind.
I will start. I want you to picture a horse in your mind. It is a beautiful chestnut horse. Its coat is lustrous. Its mane is long and dark and well-groomed, but with just a hint of tousled danger. It is a tall and strong horse, the kind of horse that would, in another time, be ridden into battle by a tall and strong man in armor. But this horse is a placid grazer. The horse is chewing on grass. Chewing on grass and subtly moving closer to you with every passing moment. It is as if your vision (the sight in your mind's eye) is drawn inexorably towards the horse. Ever closer. You are seeing the horse's head. You are seeing the horse's snout. You are seeing the horse's nostril. The horse is terribly near, now. The horse is your entire world.
See? Easy. No need for image uploads.
the girls with esoteric genders are cooking up forms of affection that could vaporise even the strongest adventurers