Alright, we're here with RYAN COOPER! He's the ultimate street racer, one of the best there's ever been, though he hasn't exactly been on the right side of the law until recently BUT just keep that between you and me, alright? Alright haha, let's get started with this drag race, we've gotta get LOTS of smoke going, oh Ryan, the crowd wants clouds, spin those tires, you don't wanna disappoint your homies don't ya? Excellent excellent, mee-stah Coopah's killing it! Aaaaaand we're off! Slow start but Ryan's the comeback kid y'know, trust me, you DON'T want to get left in his dust! Yeah, that's right, first place! Ryan's going places and I'm gonna be right there with him, I taught him everything he knows! He's DOMINATING the circuit! Alright let's move on, I--
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OK we're back! So, as I was saying about the racer that won the last race, who's a human man named Ryan Cooper--