Get over here I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
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Is that thing in the middle even coffee? That looks like something I'd get at Dairy Queen.
It's a frappe, a stable emulsion of coffee, milk, sugar, ice, and cocoa.
How do you even function without an espresso in the morning?
double shot ain't nothing. Once my friend was asked by a coworker to get an espresso from the machine and the man, bless his heart, filled the cup to the brim with espresso. We're talking quintuple shot here. It went as well as you can imagine.