I would rather gnaw off my own arm than go into work today
Get over here I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
Opinions expressed are my own and not those of my employer or union. My contract requires the presence of that clause in my profile, which feels like a joke but is very real.
I would rather gnaw off my own arm than go into work today
then a twist, as it cuts to a wall that shows you as Employee of the Month. the camera then pulls out and reveals your workplace: The Arm-Gnawing Factory
I thought for a second the employee of the month was gonna be the gnawed-off arm.