we're not even going to list off every astrophysical problem with this
the more we chew on this the more we feel like the only aspect of it we can't let go of because we understand what it's going for is that, in our head, Saturn is "she". or more likely "it" when we're not being anthropomorphic, but definitely not "he"
(we understand why the source probably said "he" - by analogy to the Roman god that the planet takes its name from - but yeah)
if I were to fall in the sea, I would simply float like a big cork