What you're referring to as Linux is actually CAT/Linux. Or as I've taken to calling it, cat standing on linux.
Just gonna take a hit of that Aerosol La Croix there and answer her riddles three
I've been told that flavored sparkling waters have nearly indistinguishable flavors from either seltzer or plain water, so I can only assume that I must have some sort of super strong sense of taste and smell or something to actually appreciate the stuff, and that all the people joking about "driving a truck load of sodas past a fruit orchard to collect the flavor" actually can't taste anything of note when trying it.
I actually still have my Hardy Heron disk from 2008; it's crazy how much shit I still have lying around.