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amagire
@amagire

over time, the turn signals of cars waiting at the same intersection tend to sync up. the biological mechanism for this is not well understood, but some experts believe that cars turning the same direction are exposed to the same pheromones, light sources, stressors, etc., which make synchronization more likely. others say it gives an evolutionary advantage, that cars which blink at the same time may be more likely to complete their turns and thus pass on their genes.


amagire
@amagire

bsky didn't realize this was a joke about menstrual cycles and had a lengthy discussion in my replies about the mechanical reasons turn signals might/might not synchronize at a stoplight. in case anyone was wondering whether that place was truly Twitter 2.0


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in reply to @amagire's post:

It's so beautiful! I feel like now this is a game: you have to see just quite how obvious it has to be before people understand. Maybe you start with an oblique way of putting it and then keep replying to that message with less-subtle ones and see how many rounds it took? =P

I'm not going to link to the bad site (and possibly can't any more? Twitter does NOT like offsite linking) but as an example...

as a journalist, I simply report on the facts as I encounter them: there's a kitten in a blender, and while kitten advocates may believe the kitten should be removed or the unit unplugged, I've chosen to give a lengthy interview to one expert who says we should hit FRAPPÉ.

...a LOT of people accused me of cruelty to animals over this straightforwardly metaphorical kitten.

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