For as much as I can make fun of Tumblr users thinking Oingo Boingo was imaginary, the same thing happened to me with Hoobastank
Checkmate, atheists
Oh lemme guess there's a video on the internet. Nice try, I haven't fallen for that one since The Eight Pages.
There are videos at...
...oh shit there's nowhere but the internet for videos anymore.
...oh shit how do you prove to someone that moose are real if you can't use the internet without taking them to Canada?
...oh shit how do you prove Canada is real? Ask a Canadian? They could be lying. Drive north? They'll stop me because I don't have a passport! Go to Alaska and drive south? Still more people checking passports.
......wait no they have moose in Alaska.
...how do I prove Alaska is real without the internet?
I saw Canada, once, as a child, looking across the Niagara River, but in retrospect I can't be 100% sure it wasn't just a clever projection trick
That's what's turning the freakin' frogs gay, and why the mirage of Canada has things gays like, such as warm food and healthcare and mythical beasts such as the moose and the polite cis man.
I mean it is pretty improbable that Canada-USA-Mexico would spell out CUM. It does feel like they're pulling our leg.
