Robbing the bank, but only for the sum total of all the "maintenance fees" they ever charged me
Robbing the bank, but only for the sum total of all the "maintenance fees" they ever charged me
"if you open a super savings account you can put a little money in it at the beginning of the month and then take it out so you don't get charged the monthly fee. we'll even set that up to happen automatically if you want"
no! no! no! fuck you! if you don't want to charge me $5 then don't charge me $5 THIS IS ALL YOU
Swear to god it's like they made a tamagotchi but if you don't feed it correctly you end up homeless