Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be pissing on a turkey
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in reply to @DecayWTF's post:
They can't stop me from blowing up my house with flaming oil, that's my right as a legal resident of the US
yeah, you're not some kinda un-american anti-fire super soldier
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