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spookybiscuits
@spookybiscuits

last night i dreamed that my sister and i flew out to visit my dad for christmas. he had a new girlfriend, and to impress all of us he had a new pet, a monkey. and everybody was like 'haha yayyyy monkie' for about a day. the rest of the week was miserable. we hated this fucking monkey. it was loud constantly, it threw poop, it peed on whoever was holding it, it was tearing apart my dad's house. so my sister and i conspired to kill it by faking an accidental pistol discharge, which worked! monkey died, everyone cried, and the rest of christmas was fine.

but next year, dad had TWO MONKEYS at christmas. and i woke up with a start.


DiscoDeerDiary
@DiscoDeerDiary

I'm ripping off your dream to create a picture book that will traumatize a new generation of children


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