• She or They

your local trannic pissy meme girl


jaidamack
@jaidamack

Grab a chair and stop trying to make it spin, meat menace. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's, and I've got some resolutions to make for the Year of the Dragon. We, the grillmeisters and knights of the beef frontier, solemnly resolve that come the new year we are going to get one of those unfathomably massive bastards on to a grill. We're at the bleeding edge of beeves, but we can do bigger. God alone knows how we're going to make the buns big enough to sell you hungry, demanding masses a burger made from the flank of a creature already ancient on the day our world was born, but I'm going to make him tell me. I have my ways. I have a knife. I'm John Arby.


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