Aisling

six minutes alone with a shovel and whatever marketing braintrust decided it was fine to call various textiles "linen" but not put any actual linen in them anywhere

"technically some of the rayon in this shirt could have been derived from bamboo cellulose, so we're calling it 'bamboo fiber' instead of rayon, you're welcome" guy: you're next

"a homeopathic amount of actual wool" is such a good way to put it omg

Also I share your rage

80% acrylic 15% spandex 5% wool :)