i really think weevilposting is gonna take off

The giraffe weevil is native to Madagascar with a striking body plan (ahem) excuse me, do you mind, I'm trying to tell people about you and you're getting in the way okay you know what? they can just do their own research I can't believe this do you know who I am? I'm going to need to talk to your agent no really I'm not going to stand for this anymore

Unbeweevible!

Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.

that post was a joke please don't deep fry anything frozen

why is everyone on this chost pissing on the poor

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be pissing on a turkey

Robbing the bank, but only for the sum total of all the "maintenance fees" they ever charged me

excuse me? that's what that's called???

I know they need more revenue streams to become sustainable but I'm not so sure about this one