I feel like a traitor every time I take some acetaminophen. I have been a lifelong ibuprofen stan and swapping to the evil pill that knocks me on my ass if I take too much (where "too much" is defined as "nowhere near the maximum dose") feels very very very faintly like I'm being disloyal. Is this rational? No. That's why I'm making fun of me on the internet.

I'm a pharmacist and I can confirm, drugs do remember, and

hold a grudge.