I almost made this post yesterday! Other honorable mentions: "Thoughtseize At Home" (a shoddy Thoughtseize), "Wetzards" (mages made out of water), and "Mr. Unicorn's Wild Ride" (pictured). Somebody over at scryfall has an excellent wit and is having a good time using it.
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in reply to @curiousquail's post:
That's how Scryfall rolls. I can't for the life of me remember what the card is now but if I ever saw the art I'd just go "Oh that's Smell My Finger."