high fantasy sucks it's always "the dragons are dead" or "the dragons are ravaging the lands" but it's never "the dragons are ravaging me"

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PLAYING:
Final Fantasy V
Sonic Superstars
Marathon Infinity
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WATCHING:
My Little Pony
Game Of Thrones (rewatch)
Random Horror Films
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friend to all who find me as a random encounter
high fantasy sucks it's always "the dragons are dead" or "the dragons are ravaging the lands" but it's never "the dragons are ravaging me"