Donnie!!!!!

""""dark academia"""" esque novel about like some evil school for evil teen wizards brooding in a shadowy gothic castle libraries type. except its a comedy. and its all about the teacher drama and hijinks and the whole studying long hours drinking black coffee while you do pre-calc homework with a fountain pen thing isn't relevant. its about teachers who get to go home and live their lives normally and only wear black wool peacoats to work because its their employers dress code but they've been talking to their unions bargaining committee to bring a MOU to the school board to vote to allow warmer and brighter colors to the dress code because it was frankly weird when the school board of directors called a disciplinary hearing against the physical education teacher for wearing a shirt with a Saturation value of 62%. It was also weird they called it in the lecture hall of the school and all were wearing black cloaks for it. And that all the board members were doing fake british accents, like, this school district is in Spokane. But last time one of their members brought up a concern that it is kind of weird then, to have decisions at the school district be made by 9 british men, they sent fucking pinkertons after him