Proton, spending a weekend visiting family back home, having a conversation with his dad turned Toon-Mom: "Mom, for Pete's sake lots of people have two moms you don't have to re-invent the wheel here for 'clarity's sake."
Shelly Kurt, the toon ladybug, who's been running new Parent Noun ideas by jacob for weeks by this point: "Nah nah I SWEAR i'm gonna knock it outta the park any moment now! ...any day now! ....What's you schedule like for february?"
"Can't you just do this with Kris?" (Jacob's Cousin who's lived with the family since jacob was little, considered a de facto blood sibling)
"Yeah but last time I tried she threatened to bring out the acetone and it sounded less like a joke tha time. Oka, okay, let's think here, REAAALLLLLLLLLLY think. Dad-Mom's a stinker, D-Mom even worse... Mam gets too close to certain' historical regrettabillities, Hmmmmmmm"
"Look, it doesn't matter of you're mom or pop you're still one of the most important people in my life."
"HM!" Says the toon bug, eyes sharpening. "Mom and Pop... Mom-Pop... Pop-mom.... POM!"
"what"
"That's it Jakey boy! I'm yer' POM! Pomma, Pommy, Pother! Pother's day!"
Jacob, shaking his head. "Mom I can assure you. That is never- going to catch on"
Quinn and June, having a co-family day out with the Kurts, shaking their fists excitedly: "POM! POM! POM! POM! POM! POM! POM!"