KDARC administrator: "Look we have to keep this artifact's existence secret to only high ranking personnel or else the second it's known you can come here and spitroast Rouge the bat with Poison's help, every agent in the content would descend on this facility like a pack of hungry dogs"
KDARC scientist, frantic: "WE CAN'T LET THIS BE KNOWN. HALF OF OUR ENTIRE ORGANIZATION WOULD COMMIT LITERAL MURDER FOR THE CHANCE TO SEXUALLY DOMINATE WONDER WOMAN"
"What about the other half"
"THEY WANT TO BE DOMINATED BY WONDER WOMAN"
KDARC Scientist: "Interaction with the Amber Heart should not be taken lightly. While non-hostile, the pocket reality contained within can be an overwhelming experience, even for experienced researchers, and can cause major alterations to-"
Agent Bridgeson: "OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY I'M BOUTTA GET IT"
Agent Bridgeson: "My Identity has been replaced with that of Midna from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (2006)"
