TF2 Soldier attempting to lure out the Korps Overlord:
"Oh hello Smaug, the famous dragon! Nooo, I haven't seen the Overlord! What's that? Nooo I can't think of anyone who'd want an autograph!"
"Oh look it's Falkor the Luck Dragon, What's that Falkor, you're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there's no dragons aroun-GET OUT HERE OVERLORD."