DoomMate

Morphic Korps writer

Writer, TF Fan, The other kind of TF Fan, nerd for superheroics

Major writer for the Morohic Korps setting



PhormTheGenie
@PhormTheGenie

☑ - Fought against the United States Military, because the United States Military side with fascists .☑ - Destroyed numerous US landmarks dedicated to capitalism and/or imperialism (Alcatraz, Las Vegas, The White House).☑ - Actively sought to murder the Vice President of the United States, because the Vice President of the United States was a fascist .☑ - Pilots a goddamn mech suit that he used to punch a hole through the White House.☑ - Has the best secretary in the entire history of the world.☑☑☑ - Coined the phrase "SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH!!!"Michael Wilson is the only US President who actively bettered the United States of America, because he systematically destroyed the United States of America in order to remove the imperialist and fascist underpinnings. And he did it in a goddamned Mech Suit.All others take note, because you're pathetic by comparison.

- Fought against the United States Military, because the United States Military side with fascists.
- Destroyed numerous US landmarks dedicated to capitalism and/or imperialism (Alcatraz, Las Vegas, The White House).
- Actively sought to murder the Vice President of the United States, because the Vice President of the United States was a fascist.
- Pilots a goddamn mech suit that he used to punch a hole through the White House.
- Has the best secretary in the entire history of the world.

- Coined the phrase "SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH!!!"

Michael Wilson is the only US President who actively bettered the United States of America, because he systematically destroyed the United States of America in order to remove the imperialist and fascist underpinnings. And he did it in a goddamned Mech Suit.

All others take note, because you're pathetic by comparison.


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in reply to @PhormTheGenie's post:

I originally was exposed to this game by modding my original XBox and playing an import copy, and immediately the game was so crazy that I had to share it with people. So I livestreamed it to my friends (this was back in 2011/2012) and it became instantly memetic.

Everything Jody says is instant gold. And Wilson has some phenomenal lines as well ("I'LL MAKE YOU JUST LIKE PERFORATED CHEESE").

As one import review magazine said at the time of release: It's a game so American it had to be made in Japan. Just brilliance.