Proton at Eliza, mentally: I know you can read MY thoughts, lady.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~
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Mary-Anne Kurt reacting to glowing lights from behind her son's door: "Good lord what is HAPPENING in there?"
Young Proton in his room, still trying to hide his secret identity: "Aurora borealis?"
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Quinn looking at her clenched fist, brimming with hell-fire: "Seems I'm full of rage."
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"Inertia, A six foot wolf morph who called herself 'You Know Who' just invited you to a secret 'Wink Wink' at the 'You Know What.' You certainly are popular now that you're Korps."
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Random Drone: "I've never felt so accepted in all my life! These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number in the order in which I got latexified."
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"Beware, for that item carries a terrible curse."
"Oooh that's Bad."
"But it comes with a free frogurt!"
"That's good!"
"The frogurt is also cursed."
"That's bad."
"The curse turns you into a sexy dessert girl!"
"That's good!"
"Your body will be made with high fructose corn syrup."
"..."
"That's bad."
"Can I go now?
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Doctor Deetz: "Awww, twenty dollars? Like... I wanted a peanut!"
ROSE: "Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!"
Deetz: "Explain how."
ROSE: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"
Deetz: "YAAAAAAY"
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Overlord: "So I decided to go to Byzantium, which is what they called Constantinople in those days. So I tied an onion to my armor, which was the STYLE at the time!
Now the coach to Constantinople cost a drachma, and in those days, drachmas had pictures of BUMBLEBEES on them!"
"Give me four bees for a tetradrachm, you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah the important thing was I had an onion on my armor, which was the STYLE at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war I started. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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Eliza on the phone: "I'm sorry, I can't divulge information on our agent's secret supervillain account." [Hangs up]
Eliza: "Oh crap, I shouldn't have said they were an agent. Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret!"
Eliza: "OH CRAP! I certainly shouldn't have said they were a supervillain!"
[She leans back in her chair and fans herself]
"Ahhh... it's too hot today."
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Proton in the middle of a Korps base, horny villains and spies mingling all around him: "Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place..."
Proton, jolting up: "I know! This Lesbian Villain Lair doesn't have a fire exit!"
(Disclaimer: Korps Sites follow rigorous safety regulations and procedures. This is merely an adaptation of a simpsons bit for comedy.)
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Proton, at a piano: "Every-body in the USA~ Hates that stupid angel! His name's Merari and he's really laaaaame~ He reeks of cheap patchoulli oil! His presence makes all my food spoil I hate his guts, Merari is his naaaaaame!
M-E-R-A-R-I, YES, HE'S THE MAN THAT I HATE BEST!
I'd like to see his wings go up in flaaaaame!"
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Proton's scrawled writing on a site-002 postcard he sent back home: "Maybe it's the beer talking Sakura but you got a butt that won't quit
they got these big chewy pretzels here that adigjadkvldld FivE doLleRs??!!!? get outta here......."
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Proton volunteering at the Site-003 Drone-Molding-Spa, as the machinery malfunctions:
(Stares at glitching info-screen) "English instructions ruined, must use french! ...LE DRONE? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
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Volta to her crew: "The thing about Huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll -never- go back to canned."
[Proton walks up]
Volta: "Nah! Uhm-So anyway, I kicked the guys ass!"
[He leaves]
"Now if the berries are too tart, I just dust em with confectioner's sugar!"
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Korps Spokesperson in front of a crowd:
"Huge dicks for all!"
(crowd boos)
"Very well. No huge dicks for anyone!"
(more boos)
"Hmm.... huge dicks for some, miniature trans pride flags for others!"
(Crowd Cheers)
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Korps secretary: "Here are your messages! 'Your girlfriend has arrived on site.' 'Your girlfriend has wandered into a done-production facility,' 'Your girlfriend has been droned,' 'Your dronefriend has been compressed into a fuckable cube.'"
(Phone rings)
Secretary "Hello! Administrator Callen's office!"
Administrator Callen: "Is it from my cube?"
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Karen and Sub-Commander Erliza locking arms and dancing in a circle: "GONNA DRONE YOUR CATGIRL, GONNA DRONE HER GOOD~
GONNA MAKE HER HUFF AND MOAN JUST LIKE A CATDRONE SHOULD~"
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Mechana: "Proton, you killed the Zombie Merari!"
Proton, hand smoking from the laser blast: "He was a zombie?"
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Carmen: "Vixie, have you been up all night eating Volta cheese?"
Vixie: "I think I'm blind."
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[Doorbell rings]
Proton: Who is it?
"Drone"
Proton: Who??
"Hired Drones."
Proton, confused: "Hired Drones?"
(A pair of korps drone open the door and carry proton off)
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Proton, to Karen: "You know you could have just called me!"
Karen: "Oh yes, but the telephone is so impersonal! I prefer the hands on touch you only get with hired drones."
Proton, confused: "Hired drones?"
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Merari, looking over the city from his office: "You're out there somewhere Doctor Nightmare, and I'll find you."
Dr. Nightmare faintly in the distance: ⁿᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ
Merari: "...Yes I will."
Dr. Nightmare: ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ
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Korps Agent, talking to Ellen: "Remember the time Volta ate my subby partner, and then said they never existed? But why'd I have their chastity cage Ellen? Why did I have the cage?"
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Asshole Driver: Throws can on the street as Korps Volunteers are doing highway cleanup
Agent Fortezsa, crushing the can in her grip: "It's time to take out the trash."
Fortezza: Throws the can, hitting the car and causing it to burst into flames and veer off into a ravine
Driver: "I'll get you for this Fortezzaaaaaaaaa-" Explosion
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Karen: "You see me as a god, right Minion?" Minion: "Absolutely Ma'am!" Karen: "You'd kneel before me?" Minion: "Boy would I!"
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Macedonian advisor: "Beware the Ides of march."
Overlord: "No."
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Karen in a fake mustache at a town hall meeting: "Hello! I'm an employee of the SPROK, and I come from, ah, someplace far away! Ah, anyway, I say we should invest the town's money into that upstart organization The Korps!"
Minion in sunglasses: "I like the cut of SPROK's gib!"
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(At the post office)
Proton with fake horns and badly disguising his voice: "Hell! My name is Karen! I believe you have a letter for me."
Postal worker: "Ok Karen, what's your last name?"
Proton: "....I don't know."
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Proton: "You know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked angels!"
Merari: "They are? Oh no! Have they set a date?"
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-Sakura and Proton having a sparring match-
Sakura, internally: 'Poor predictable Jacob, always goes for the Protonic Punch.'
Proton, internally: 'Good old Protonic Punch! Nothin' beats that!'
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Proton, having just been saved by Sakura in a hero op: 'Hoh... my chest feels tight, my heart's pounding... gasp I'm in love!'
Proton looking down: "No, wait. Rebar through my chest."
Proton in the ambulance: "NO, WAIT! IT IS LOVE!"
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Subsonic: You Karen? Well, listen to me Ms. Bigshot. If you're looking for the kind of super who takes abuse and never sticks up for herself, I'm your cheetah!. You can treat me like dirt and I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream. And if you don't like it, I can change!
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Doctor Deetz, diagnosing her latest patient: "HOLY SMOKES, YOU NEED BOOZE!"
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Proton, covering his nose: "Volta, I don't think a healthy wolf can MAKE that kind of smell!"