DoomMate

Morphic Korps writer

Writer, TF Fan, The other kind of TF Fan, nerd for superheroics

Major writer for the Morohic Korps setting


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And now, an Inkorpsect Korps Quote:

SIMMONDS OR STENNIS?

Be Informed. Compare them on the issues that matter.

Issue: a dog wanders on stage.

Arthur Simmonds: Hi Doggy

Curt Stennis: My psionic warriors! Seal this booboo bear within the earth! I command you!



Dronify your catgirl
We know what we’re doing
We are here to help them
Make their minds connected

Time is of the essence.
We live in the future
Spirals make them horny
All their minds connected

Dronify your catgirl
We know how to do it
Make the hypno goggles
Put them into latex

We will find their buttons
With Indoctrination
Then modification
Vibrators connected

Here we have a catgirl
Cute, and inoffensive
This will be the basis
For our loyal network

Loyalty is crucial
Give them lots of feedback
With some titillation
We will drone your catgirl

DNA is modded
With our latex nanites
bonded to their genome
We will make them perfect

Everyone will use them
Every demographic
They’ll ask when they see them:
“Why even be human?

Every Demographic
Men 18 to 30
BDSM Masters
Cougars in their forties

Bi-curious Tomboys
Hot big milky goth girls
Trans girls needing cuddles
Dominatrix Demons

Himbos over 20
Amazon Submissives
Angelic defectors
Korps command employees

Xenophiles and cultists
Sentient Computers
Everyone will use them
Every Demographic

Think about it this way
Guided Peak Submission
This will be a new kink
Cutting edge but classic

Fully modifiable
Loving and dependent
Symbolizing pleasure
And, of course your catgirl

When the gasmask’s finished
Then we will unveil them
Seven billion catgirls
Instantly enlightened

Everyone’s converted
All the fighting’s over
Say goodbye to sadness
That input’s rejected

There’s no longer language
Only horny mewling
There’s no longer country
Just polycule network

Spirals make us horny
Serving makes as good girls
Everyone can see it
We are all connected



Thinking it over, but post (THE REALLY BIG IMPORTANT DRAMATIC SUFFERING AND ACTION) arc really does feel like the right time for Jacob and Sakura to start opening up to experimenting with 'Wild Korps Sexy Stuff' together, and even separately.

"Babe. Like I said right after the fight, if you feel anything with Volta, go for it. What we've been through together, nothing's gonna threaten what we have."

Hell, whatever shit you want to try, no matter how wild, I'm game. I'm just happy to have you back in my life. I mean, fuck, I have literally been to hell and back. life's too short, we could get blown up or sent to hell (again) whenever. I'm down to try anything at this point."

Suddenly, every Korps agent in Site-003 gets a blaring alert in their RGS

[ALERT - THE TWUNK IS NOW FAIR GAME.]

"Sakura why is everyone looking at me."

"SAKURA WHY IS VOLTA LICKING HER CHOPS AT ME"