Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not against horror reimaginings of popular media, horror films in general, or subverting expectations and trends... but come the fuck on. Remember Blood and Honey when Winnie the Pooh's copyright finally expired? If you're gonna leap straight on the well-known media property that finally hits the public domain, this cheap-ass, shock jock schlock seems like such a lazy waste - rushing straight to the trough as fast as you can while the going's good is intensely Disney behavior anyway.
The miserable-old-fartitude of this post is probably off the charts, but it's so predictable! Grah!
