Mordin and I!

MUSIC!

Oh I am the very model of a scientist Salarian
I’ve studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian
I’m a master of the Matriarchs and the facts historical
From Sha'ira to Benezia in order categorical

I do not kill with medicine as that would be tyrannical
Unlike once with farm tools in a manner rather practical
When I travel to the Citadel the elevators aren’t a chore
But why is every Kiosk in this place Commander Shepard's favorite store

I’m well versed in genetics a subset of biology
I’m also an expert which i know is a tautology
Still my Xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

In fact!

When I know the thread count of every suit worn by the illusive man.
When I can tell on sight a mantis rifle from geth javelins
But climatic final battles are a thing that i will never see
For my hidden hold the line score will always be the death of me

But in my time I might have caused or cured a plague or three
And discovered it was Kelly who brought scale itch onto the Normandy
In short i made a mistake but then atoned, it's come to pass i’m dead and gone
Thank god as somebody else at Bioware really got the ending wrong.

Through covert war and black ops I have proudly served the STG
And in every single battle held the line with Captain Kirrahe
Still my Xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian