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In the spirit of the late, lamented original Dungeon Junk on Twitter.


Dungeon Junk (On Neocities!)
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DungeonJunk
@DungeonJunk

It's a very pretty wand but how often do you really think you're going to be casting "Speak with Fenceposts"?

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caffeinatedOtter
@caffeinatedOtter

There are two kinds of adventurer: either never ("...but just in case,") or every goddamn walk in any environment forever is going to be a fencepost scavenger hunt


JesTheRed
@JesTheRed

“But a gate is technically a supporting part of the noble’s security, right? And what is a wall but a stone fence?”

“Oh come on!”

“No, let him finish.”

“Thank you.”

“But he just wants to justify his stupid purchase!”

“Sush. Now, as I was saying, since the wall could theoretically be called a stone fence and the gate is a supportive part of the wall, the gate is technically a fencepost. I should be able to talk to it, right DM?”

“…Just say it.”

“I roll Persuasion on the gate.”


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