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In the spirit of the late, lamented original Dungeon Junk on Twitter.


Dungeon Junk (On Neocities!)
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The Merchant, Shaker
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virtualmarmalade
@virtualmarmalade
  • winged sandals that give you a flying speed of 2.5 feet (you need to Dash to move one square)
  • magic soap that makes you stinky unless you say the command word. the word is on the soap but it gets eroded as you use it.
  • microscopic magic greatsword. a speck of grey dust that you can flick at someone for 1 damage. a critical hit does an extra 2d6 damage. afterward it's impossible to find without a magnifying glass.
  • a magic warhammer that always hits but can only ever do 1 damage. it squeaks when you hit something with it.
  • booster pack of many things. contains 6 random many things cards including one rare and one holographic.
  • baseballs of striking. you can make an athletics check to throw the ball into the air and hit it with a bludgeoning weapon. if you hit, you can make a ranged attack with the ball using your strength. if you miss it bonks you on the head.
  • arrows of healing. heals anyone you shoot for 1d4 HP... after you deal the attack's damage.
  • shortsword of thrusting. always crits, but after one use the blade goes flacid and can't be used until the next day.
  • hat of mindreading. broadcasts the user's thoughts to every nearby character uncontrollably.
  • ring of teleporting that can cast teleport once per day but only to the exact spot you're already standing in.
  • perfectly balanced throwing knife that always hits the target with the handle instead of the blade. does 1d3 bludgeoning damage.
  • blindfold of invisibility. only works when covering your eyes

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in reply to @virtualmarmalade's post:

i think the one here most tactically useful is the hat tbh. have the bard sing a particularly catchy terrible song to the user immediately before donning it, after letting the bard also retreat out of range with the rest of the party