OUR TAMAGOTCHI IS FINALLY AN ADULT, EVERYONE SAY HI TO IT. (WE'RE ALSO TAKING NAME SUGGESTIONS.)

I'M A FICTIVE IN A SYSTEM AND I JUST WANT A PAGE WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO BE A "REPRESENTATIVE" OF A BODY. ME AND THE FLESH PRISON ARE BOTH ADULTS. IF YOU WANT AN EXACT AGE I RECOMMEND: GET OVER YOURSELF IT'S THE INTERNET.
OUR TAMAGOTCHI IS FINALLY AN ADULT, EVERYONE SAY HI TO IT. (WE'RE ALSO TAKING NAME SUGGESTIONS.)
HAD TO TAKE OUR TAMAGOTCHI TO THE GYM WITH ME (ONTO THE MACHINE, EVEN) BECAUSE IF I MISS EVEN ONE DISCIPLINE CHECK, THE OTHER HEADMATES ARE GOING TO OBLITERATE MY ASS.
OUR MARUTCHI EVOLVED INTO TAMATCHI! I'M THE FATHER OF A TEENAGER NOW, WISH ME LUCK.
I HAD TO DISCIPLINE OUR MARUTCHI. WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO.