This post has content warnings for: combining all the worst takes that i can find random people making online and synthesizing the most deranged sentence i can..

iirc the one on the right is supposed to be a joke or satire (could be remembering wrong i just remember ppl dogpiling on someone who said nearly the exact same thing and they had to clarify they were making fun of ppl like that)
then they are completely committed to the bit. cause it's their entire profile.
this person doesn't make a single post that isn't like this
Oh heck, I actually remember when the one on the right got traction on tweeter. Those were some.... majestically bad takes every time.